I?m Not a Vampire

Posted by ILookFlyChick�-�Thursday April 14, 2011 07:44

I?m Not a Vampire

LADIES! give us guys a chance. stop the twilight propaganda! lyrics I?m Not a Vampire (I?ll Do The Best I Can) You have your fantasies Drawn from those books you read Eventually becoming pop culture movies There is no hope for me Compared to celebrities Don?t deny it; you know you?d like it If you could ride me up a tree If I could run away from you at a great speed If I couldn?t read your mind, that?s just fine, cuz that?s kinda creepy Though I?m perfect all the time, what If I?m really the bad guy? I?m not like that, I hope you know that I?m not a vampire; I?m not as buff as Jacob Black My skin don?t sparkle, I don?t have a 16 pack I?m not gonna chew on your neck, even though you like it like that That?s not who I am, but I?ll do the best I can I?m not tan barbarian or a vampire vegetarian But I have no desire to eat you Eddie is a pretty pale man A good excuse for not gettin me a tan But don?t deny it; You know you?d like it If I had the body of god And wisdom of a 90 year old Don?t need gap, I don?t need sears I haven?t worn a shirt for 15 years I?d be perfect for you girl Even with my dog breath and wet fur But I?m not like that; I hope you know that I?m not a vampire; I?m not as buff as Jacob Black My skin don?t sparkle, I don?t have a 16 pack I?m not gonna chew on your neck, even though you like it like that That?s not who I am, but I?ll do my best I?d commit myself to loving you Just like masochistic lions do I?d be with you night and day Through the twilight of ?

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