Harvey, seriously, can I get a job there making fantastic money and do nothing but stupid crap to pics all day?? MAN, I am in the wrong line of work!
You all are getting complacent because you're so confident now that TMZ has been deemed a 'reliable news source'. So now your viewers get to watch you throw pens into a cup, or distort some celebrity's face for kicks. Quit wasting our time with this rubbish. If you're gonna be a 'reliable news source', then BE one and cut out all the idiocy.
I've also noted your recent attempts at 'diversity' in your reporting. It's a JOKE. When Teddy Pendergrass - an absolute LEGEND - died, you had NOTHING to say about it because it was more important to tell us how many times Lindsay Lohan sneezed that day, but when some degenerate s*** rapper "gucci mane" throws a woman out of a car, you're all over that.
You have a long way to go yet TMZ. And Charles needs to talk less. His head is getting entirely too big and he thinks he's Harvey.
KIM K SUPERSTAR
I am 30 years old and act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess but i became an anal pornstar, but i still think i am a princess.
My body is full of plastic parts. My boobs, ass, lips ,teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, lipo-ed body,chin, etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a plastic surgeon. I am also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolize Paris Hilton.I used to hang around her like a koala bear all the time, to get my picture taken from the paparazzi.Until 2007 i did cocaine. I know there are picture proofs but i will deny it forever. My Pimp mother, Kris, fu@ked the poolboy while my father was at work.The result was my pathetic half sister khloe who is a whore, just like me.I am a total and utter disgrace to my late father, who was a lawyer. Whenever my mouth is moving, I am lying as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything The way i walk, talk and laugh is fake and if you look into my eyes, you can even see that my soul is fake.
I pretend that if I lie about things, people will eventually believe it.
Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5 million dollars to expose my nasty self. Ray J had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked Raj J to make a anal porn film with me.
My former publisist,Jonathan Jaxson, know everything that happened! He hates me because i went behind his back and abused all his connections.I am just waiting for him,and many many more, to come out and reveal how i really am.
I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack intelligence, class, dignity, self-respect, elegance, and morals.I pretend that i care about others, but i only care about myself.
I am a very dirty woman.
My ex husbond, who i married at the age of 19 in las vegas, damon thomas publicly called me untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber (to my family) and a cheater.
I have no real friends because i have abused everybody that has come my way for fame. I am using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrities lifes for friendship and publicity. I call the paparazzi myself. I desperately want to get married and have children, but no man with CLASS would be remotely associated with me. I even tried to put public pressure on Reggie?.telling the public that we would get married. I have NO talent what so ever. I was kicked of dancing with the stars the second week.I have a work out video that clearly show i am in a very bad shape.I got a razzie for my sad sad performence in disaster movie and my song JAM, i have no words for. It is the worst and most annoying song in history.I sing like a tone deaf 4 year old.
Anybody who dont like me, for the rotten and lying whore that i am, who has alone made this world a worse place to live in, i call haters or jealous! I tried to fu@k over children, selling them an insane debit master card with predatory' fees. It was unfortunatly of the market after 1 week.
I stole 120000$ from Sonja Norwoods creditcard.,Ray J and Brandys mother.
I have never been single because i am to scared to spend time with myself.
I also love to flaunt my fake ass because it?s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my ******* hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, Ray J, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Miles Austin,Gabriel Aubry(only because everybody said i was only into black guys)Kanye West and soon Kris Humpries are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fu@ked, peed on, AND dumped me because they know that I am trash that brings their reputations down to the gutter with mine.I would fu@k anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs but the only one i have now is herpes, I am herpes. I am pathetic, plastic and am terribly insecure. I am a national and international joke, smell like piss and have a totally flabby @SS from my A N A L SEX TAPE. I am clearly a very sick human being. I am the most nasty famewhore in the whole wide world! I am 100% shamless.
I am Kim K Superstar.......Yeeeeeeey!!!
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